Friday, October 21, 2016

CAN YOU SAY, "SCAMGATE?"...

really like this one. It reveals the true depths of the GOP's native intelligence and the span of their imagination. From Sherlock Google's Daily Kos diary:
...If you were a totally crooked neo-con former CIA financier Republican who hangs out with the corrupt Delay-Abramoff crowd, what would be the most unethical, diabolical way to funnel SO much money to the Republican Party and neo-con schemes that you could take back the government from the Democrats?
Easy!
With your corrupt Republican buddies, form a slew of your own brand-new Defense Companies, submit bids on things the Pentagon never even asked for to the Delay-Cunningham network and Bingo! -- those contributions to the GOP and K Street will flow in like never before...
You can give your new false front companies snazzy names like Perfect Wave Technologies and Pure Aqua Technologies and Acoustical Communication Systems. Of course, just because you have all this taxpayer money at your disposal, you're not obliged to advertise these companies with flashy websites -- in fact, lame-looking main pages (as you'll see by clicking on those links) are better suited for front companies, so as not to attract too much attention.
However, you might want to spend a little more on office space. After all, there's always the chance that someone who isn't a corrupt Republican will notice that Perfect Wave, Pure Aqua, and ACS can all be reached by fax at 858-848-0400. Pure Aqua's location is unlisted, but I'm guessing it's the same as Perfect Wave's and ACS's: 13970 Stowe Drive, Poway CA 92064.
How creative. How brilliant.

Apparently, the only lesson the GOP has learned since Watergate is to not get caught. You'd think they would have studied a little harder on how to not get caught. And you would be mistaken...

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